These Are The Facts

Tuesday, 4 August 2009

Dizzee Rascal

The least talented musician in the world.

Anyone can talk to music, stop thinking you are the best thing since flushing toilets.

Peter Andre and Jordan

Grow up and realise that not every element of their lives are fodder for reality TV and glossy magazines.

You're getting divorced, have some decorum for the kid's sake.

These Are The Facts

Life is full of facts.

It's also full of opinion.

Sometimes the two get mixed up.

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